“OH MY THAT IS A BIG FISH!!!!!!” 2/15/21

“OH MY THAT IS A BIG FISH,” that’s what every one says to me. People are so means to me because I am a “big” gold fish. I wouldn’t know,  there aren’t any other gold fish in the in Oak Grove Lake. I mean other gold fish are probably 9 lbs too! When the scientist discovered me I was shocked: literally, they shock me to come up from under water. Those scientist and I are not on great terms right now. I mean come on don’t shock me just to see of I’m there. Although it doesn’t hurt, I still don’t like it.

I don’t remember when I was a baby. The scientist say they think some kid put me into the water instead of flushing me down a toilet. Thank heavens that kid did not want to kill me. People say that gold fish eat their environment. Apparently there must be an unusual amount of food for me to eat. So I guess I am really really fat. Anyway for some reason I have become famous ever since I made it on the the Greenville recreation center’s face book page (am I really that big?).

Why are my scales bigger too, why don’t I just have a lot of small scales? Why in the world is that guy holding my eye? Also why do gold fish like me look so weird?

Bees+poop= houses 2/3/21

Giant hornets from Asia easily kill entire hives of honey bees. Honey bees have found a way to keep hornets from terrorizing their hives. Some honey bees have become expert spies. Now they can  take other animal’s poop with out anyone knowing.

Honey bees collect pollen, nectar, tree sap, and never before seen… poop. The first person to discover this poop collection is named Gard Otis. He found buffalo poop on a hive in Vietnam. The bees use the poop to protect from Vespa Soror, the giant hornet.

Those bees have the right to be scared of the giant hornets, they are over 2 inches long, which is the size of a grown mans thumb.

 

I wonder if the bees use poop so the hornets don’t go close because of the stink? I wonder why bees are yellow and black and not green and purple? Why do bees stings feel cold and burns at the same time instead of just burning?

 

Hi I am the president of the Finches. 1/9/21

“Hello. I am the president of the Finches. I know we all come in differnt shapes and sizes, although we are all the same… becuase we are all the same kind of species. I know we have been struggling with this whole “finches are the smallest common household pet.” We will get over this. This is hard to overcome, I mean we are only 4 inches in length and we are only softbill birds, if you know what I mean… because I don’t. Anyway, know that we are small and sometimes really, really, really fat. we are big in intelligence. As you all may know, the glodenfinches are flying south this week. Their first charm this year. For all our new comers a charm is a group of goldenfinches.

This is our nut free day. We need to keep the bullfinches’ voices ready to be trained to mimic the national anthem next week. Let’s hear a round of applause for them. Alright, that is enough. And for our lesser redpull finches, you guys really need to stop hanging upside down. Our hospitals can not keep up. Alright, alright, I know, I know. it’s “for fun”

I wonder why finches are so colorful? Why are Bullfinches the only type of finch that can be tought to mimic songs? How did people come up with the name finch?

Babirusa, thats me!!!!!!! 12/3/20

Hi my name is Amanda, I am a babirusa. some say that my tusks go into my head, but I am not saying that it is true or not. I mean, sometimes tusks grow onto my friend’s scull. (I miss them so much.) Anyway, my cousin lives next door to me and he won’t stop oinking. I mean, come on, we know you are a pig you, don’t have to brag. I can oink too. That doesn’t mean I am going to say that my oink is better then yours! He just goes on and on about how much he eats. He’s not the one that has a two chamber stomach. He says “Oh, Amanda, I eat everything except for my own kind, PIGS. (bacon)” Well I eat my own kind, even babies, in your face! He is so full of himself. Pig means pig. Babirusa means pig deer, but I don’t brag about it.

I don’t mean to brag, but I dig dig holes better then pigs. I mean come on, what pig that you know snorts while digging holes? Okay okay maybe you have met a pig that digs holes, but have you ever see a pig growl or spit sticky saliva stuff? (we also live in them.)

Unlike my cousin, my legs are small and dainty, I wonder why? Why do I have tusks that may or may not grow into my skull? Why do have that crown thing over their head?

11/15 Biome stufffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello my name is Alison. I am a Siberian Musk Deer. I live in Taiga Biome in Siberia. Ooh I love talking about where I live. Okay ooh I know, well Siberia is in Eurasia. Eurasia in the middle of Europe and Asia. The weather is perfect here. The normal temperature of the taiga is 50°F. In the summer the average is 70°F. There is not much precipitation. There is only 13 to 33 inches annually. The one annoying thing is that the winters last for 6 months. Not that I don’t like winter,  but I also like summer. We don’t get much summer either so I love when summer comes around. We only get about 50-100 days of summer. Some people are a piece of work. I mean come on people, every one says “don’t cut down the trees” but know they don’t listen. The biggest problem in the Taiga is deforestation. COME ON PEOPLE!!!!!!!

 

Why am I who I am? Why is the world like it is, why isn’t it with slug people? Why did we come up sunglasses?

11/7 PANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello, I am Elizabeth, I am a Giant Panda and 22 years old. Today, I gave birth to the most gorgeous baby panda ever. We don’t know the gender yet but I hope it’s a boy!!!!! The vets were all so worried about my baby because it is their first in a while. Let me think, what day is it? Oh, it is August 21. They just took my baby and weighed the cute thing. My baby is 100 grams, I am so excited! Let me tell you, they were so nervous during my 8 weeks of pregnancy, but now they are so relieved that my baby is healthy. Dr. Mei Xiang said that he is feisty. I totally agree. Yesterday, they where measuring my feisty baby and he barked at them and turned over!

Today, they announced what his gender is by showing a painting that Mei Xiang’s dad painted. I knew it. HE’S A BOY!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, they think that they get to pick a name for him. In a couple of weeks, they will come up with a name. I already have a name because everyone need a name, obviously. I named him: MISTER CUDDLE PANTS!! Okay, so the name needs a little work.

I wonder why their ears close. Why do baby pandas have thick claws. Why are they so cute?!!!!

Me I Thumper

Hello I am Thumper I am not so sure how to make a blog. The other day about 7 weeks And 6 days ago my babies were born. They are exhausting, I have been trying to ween them, gosh there they love milk. I remember the day that Lucy McLean and Julie and Molly took some of my babies and fed them with store bought bunny milk. They bought it because I did not have enough for them all to drink. They are huge now I can’t believe we are going to give them away soon. I will miss all there furry faces.

I wonder why they jump up in the air like lunatics. Why do they like to climb. Why do we all rock back and fourth when we sit down and are relaxed.